Filmmaker and writer Terry Jones discovered a colony of penguins which are unlike any other penguins in the world. Ostensibly filmed for a documentary, the video shows a colony of Adélie penguins suddenly taking to the skies as the astonished presenter, Terry Jones, looks on. The TV spot was filmed on King George’s Island, 1,000 [...]
Have You Ever Had One of Those Days?
You know the type situation I am talking about. You were up all night with a vomiting child, the phone rings at 7:00 a.m. it’s the Realtor with a potential buyer that has to see the house at 10:00 a.m. You scramble out of bed, throw the pile of soiled sheeting, wash cloths, towels from last night’s projectile vomiting episode into the wash, and rouse hungry children while hubby is in the shower.
I have a theory that most homeschoolers are book addicts that became homeschoolers to justify their habit. Biblioholism: n. [BIBLIO + HOLISM] book, of books: the habitual longing to purchase, read, store, admire and consume books in excess. I am a Queen Biblioholic. Are you an addict too? Take this test to find out.
Your kids never tell you that you’re a lot dumber than their teacher. If you can’t find matching socks for your child first thing in the morning, who cares? Cleaning out the refrigerator can double as chemistry lab. Your kids have good reason to think they might get spanked in school, but no reason to [...]
Every year, English teachers from across the country can submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published each year to the amusement of teachers across the country.
After Eden offers weekly cartoons reflecting on God, creation, sin, and salvation.
16 phrases women should understand: “IT’S A GUY THING” Translated: “There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.” “CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?” Translated: “Why isn’t it already on the table?”
The Washington Post’s Style Invitational asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly. [...]
A four year old child has a math emergency. Wonder if he’s homeschooled? Too cute! Moral of the story This four-year-old can’t subtract but he has great reasoning skills. One day the conversation tone you use with your children could be recorded and broadcast on the Internet.
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You have so many passwords you can never remember any of them. 3. You e-mail your spouse in the next room. 4. You have more text conversations than phone conversations. 5. Ditto IM and Skype conversations. 6. You use your cell phone to find your [...]
Yes, the frog was very much alive. All four legs kicking when I came upon him. Click for larger image. The frog was released unharmed.
Cartoons used by permission from Reverend Fun
We were reading from Acts this morning. Mom: Jesus told the disciples not to leave Jerusalem because He was going to give them a gift. Mom: What gift do you think it was? It was something very, very special. Boys: uummmmm [no response] Mom: I’ll give you a hint we read about it yesterday. David [...]
This is part of a series of articles on Utilizing the Internet focusing on Web 2.0 communities. I’ll be discussing this topic much more in upcoming posts. For now this video from Teacher Tube may get you thinking about the possibilities.
A little soap & water never killed anybody. Always wear clean underwear in case you get in an accident. Bored! How can you be bored? I was never bored at your age. Beds are NOT made for jumping on. Call me when you get there, just so I know you’re okay. Clean up after yourself! [...]
I got such a kick out of this video I had to share. I like the PC/Mac commercials. Please don’t be offended. It is not against people that dress up and go to church (we do), rather it sheds a light those loosing focus. I’m posting because I got such a kick out of the [...]
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say Include Your Children When Baking Cookies Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case Iraqi Head Seeks Arms Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead Prostitutes Appeal to Pope Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands Clinton [...]
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